1) Life would be more simple with a "transfer call" button.
2) An understanding voice can calm even the angriest of people, if they know you genuinely care.
3) Coffee is a girls best friend.
4) Sometimes it's just a Monday
5) Daily reports are only useful for building fires.
6) God uses the most random encounters to speak to your individual needs.
7) People respect you, when you respect them.
8) Smiling makes you more attractive
9) Women deserve to be treated with dignity by men, whether men treat them that way or not.
10) Five o'clock comes at the same time every day without fail.